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Funny Volleyball Quotes – Relax and Enjoy!

These funny volleyball quotes should put a smile on your face. If you need to take a break and find some enjoyment, these should do the trick.


There were times after a hard practice or a tough loss in a match that I needed to find something that would lift my spirits and make me laugh. In other words, I needed some volleyball fun.

Funny Volleyball QuotesMany of these funny volleyball quotes provided me with a much needed laugh during those times. And that is really the purpose of this page.

These funny volleyball sayings will help you during the times that you find difficult. At least I hope they will!

Some of these quotes were said by volleyball players or coaches. However, I have some other funny quotes from other athletes or coaches that were too funny to leave off of this page.

Now, on to the quotes:

Funny Volleyball Quotes

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

– George Brett
<>You don’t think so much — you’re just the big idiot, the big goon. You’re more like the Shaquille O’Neal, who just gets out there and bangs and doesn’t make the finesse shots.

– Kevin Wong about his job as blocker when teaming up with Karch Kiraly.

All the coaches here have been trying to prepare their teams to be the best in the world, and unfortunately only one team can be.

– Hugh McCutcheon

When you’re playing for the national championship, it’s not a matter of life or death. It’s more important than that.

– Duffy Daugherty

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Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.

– Shug Jordan

Serious sport is war minus the shooting.

– George Orwell

On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job. 

– Lou Holtz

They say that nobody is perfect. They also say that practice makes perfect. I wish they would make up their minds. 

– Wilt Chamberlain

Volleyball players practice safe sets.

– Unknown

Anyone serious about playing indoor, you should play outdoor.

– Sean Scott

I hope these funny volleyball quotes brought a smile to your face.

Got a great sports quote to add? What is the saying that inspires, motivates, encourages, or makes you laugh? We all need that motivation and I appreciate you sharing those motivating quotes with the rest of us.

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